Wednesday 25th June | mahler's Blog

Got up at 4.15am thi monring, the bug has left me with awful catarrh and a rotten cough and that woke me up.  So I thought a hot cup of tea or two and EP might help.

Lots of emails to answer and some friends had sent me some jokes, here are a few of the clean ones! 

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.



Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"



Margaret looked him over. "Nope."



Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.



Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"



Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"



Furious, Bert yelled, "And do you know why it's hanging down, Margaret?"



"Nope", she replied.



"It's hanging down, because it's looking at my new boots"



Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."

 

> There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

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> Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

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> And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

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> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

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> 'Wait just a moment!'

> She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

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> 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

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> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

> You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'

> 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

The Human Race

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'



The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so

was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same

question.



The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the

human race evolved.'



The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible

that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they

developed from monkeys?'

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The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my

side of the family and your father told you about his.'



 

The sun has not got out of bed yet, it is very cloudy, I hope it does not get too hot as I have a lot of weeding to do in the front garden.  It is very quiet here at the moment, there is no one about so I am sitting here talking to myself, all my EP friends seem to be in bed too, so I have just told myself to go and get another cup of tea, so here goes.......................